12-10-2020, 08:39 PM
(12-10-2020, 08:23 PM)forzaferrari Wrote:(12-10-2020, 07:32 PM)pennywise Wrote:(12-10-2020, 07:05 PM)forzaferrari Wrote: 4. Im not sure what is real and what is myth (a bit like the Masons)......is it necessary to "touch" yourself when our King Lewis is winning.....and how is this done if out in public at the time of said greatness?
It's easy m8......
Point 4.
All Lewbots have a small hole in the right sided pocket ....it allows stroking whilst watching the race in public.....be careful not to stroke too hard when he wins as the "Yes" shout can be followed by a wet patch.
Brilliant!.... pissing myself laughing.....of to get a pair of scissors to make a few adjustments
So there is no secret handshakes or fornicating with goats while one trouser leg rolled up then???
It's forinicating whilst watching the GOAT.....and the trouser leg only gets rolled up when point 4 rules about stroking are ignored..seepage needs to go somewhere.....please pay attention....and don't forget some positivity....and sheet disgust at Rosberg...of course
Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls.