12-10-2020, 07:32 PM
(12-10-2020, 07:05 PM)forzaferrari Wrote:(12-10-2020, 06:48 PM)pennywise Wrote: Ehhh you forgot best dresser and fashion icon.. .I'll let it slip this once......just once....seen as how it's you.
Ah sorry, still learning here, a few quick questions......
1. Should I ignore any negative comments made about our King Lewis or should I immediately defend his honour?
2. Is there any (inferior) drivers past or present who should be singled out when promoting just how good our King Lewis is?
3. What is the best comeback when fans of inferior drivers (try to) point out just how good the Mercedes has been from the beginning of Hybrid era?
4. Im not sure what is real and what is myth (a bit like the Masons)......is it necessary to "touch" yourself when our King Lewis is winning.....and how is this done if out in public at the time of said greatness?
5. Have we a name..... or are just known as "the best fans"....you know how Justin Bieber has the" beleibers", Lady Gaga has "the little monsters"
Thank you my fellow brethren for showing me the errors of my ways.
It's easy m8......
Point 1....
Ignore all negativity and turn into positivity...eg...Ham only wins because Buttass is crap
This means Buttass is only a shit driver cause Lewis makes him look bad.
Point 2.
Never mention Rosberg....he did not win WDC. HE CHEATED.
Point 3....The Merc is not as dominant as Schumacher's Ferrari and Vettels RBR....It's all down to Lewis and his skill.....be forcefull on this with a sprinkling of positivity.
Point 4.
All Lewbots have a small hole in the right sided pocket ....it allows stroking whilst watching the race in public.....be careful not to stroke too hard when he wins as the "Yes" shout can be followed by a wet patch.
For point 5 see point 4.....Lewbots
...ahh where is my pocket...it's stroking time.
Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls.